Civ 5 Simulations - New style.

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  1. supgoat

    supgoat Watcha gonna do with all that cash? Partnered Streamer

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    Dear Diplo,

    Welcome to the matrix newest simulation of Civilisation 5!


    Meet your contenders:

    The_Phalanx as Sweden
    MaceMaul as Norway
    supgoat as the UK
    ponasozis as Lithuania
    ABDeL as ISIS
    Hawkr as Adidas Serbia
    avisthesking as Portugal
    Potatoe_Head as Germany
    banebladeluv as 'Murica
    CNiper as Prussia
    @baeldwyr as New Zealand
    Inferous as Australia
    SteakOnSpear as the Iroquois
    Feanor as The Soviet Union

    I've done it a little differently this time - with a live commentary that I've subsequently edited afterwards.
    There will be 3 parts all of about 30 minutes

    (This is because 30 minutes of footage takes be about 5-7 hours to edit jesus fucking christ)

    I hope you enjoy it!


    Edit: And yes, it's in 1080. You're welcome.







    The website and original video of the Hitler part of the video
    http://www.captiongenerator.com/637142/Everyone-Declares-war-on-Germany
     
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  2. ABDeL

    ABDeL Global Moderator Global Moderator DiploGuard Our Creator

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    DEPLOY THE RAPEFUGEE TRANSPORT SHIPS. BEGIN THE ASSAULT.
     
  3. ponasozis

    ponasozis SOVIET HATE MARINE

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    Now this
    This is quality content

    THIS IS BULLCRAP
    1vs5 DIPLO GANKING PONA AGAIN
    I DEMAND A REMATCH
     
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  4. avisthesking

    avisthesking Serve the Emperor, die for the Emperor.

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    Keep it up, quality diplo content xd, was fun to watch, i hope we get to see till the end, wanna know who wins.
     
  5. supgoat

    supgoat Watcha gonna do with all that cash? Partnered Streamer

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    Diplo Civ 5 tradition mandates that I get 2/3 of the way there and then stop.
    But we'll see if I can break from tradition
     
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  6. The_Phalanx

    The_Phalanx Man with the Pointy Sticks Admin DiploGuard Map Maker

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    Pona, literate, that's a meme.

    Edit 1: I'm so disappointed that Sweden went after Australia instead of finishing off the treacherous Lithuanians.

    Edit 2: SWEDEN IS VICTORIOUS! The treacherous Lithuanians and the devilkin Daesh have fallen to Sweden's strength of arms! Now the question is whether I can pull a Germany and keep my holdings after pissing off everyone else.
     
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    Feanor Member Liaison Officer Global Moderator Diplulzer

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    Map lacks winter. Not fair.
     
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    Der Angriff Steiners wird das wieder in Ordnung bringen.
     
  9. The_Phalanx

    The_Phalanx Man with the Pointy Sticks Admin DiploGuard Map Maker

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    I don't speak monkey.
     
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  10. supgoat

    supgoat Watcha gonna do with all that cash? Partnered Streamer

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    PART 2:

    (Yes I have actually done 2/3 of the game)

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    Will I do part 3?
    Maybe.

    Maybe not.
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    Potatoe_Head Diplomunion.com CEO

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    Prussian militarism for the win
     
  12. ponasozis

    ponasozis SOVIET HATE MARINE

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    THE MEMES ARE STRONK IN THIS ONE
     
  13. The_Phalanx

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    Winholm's winning.

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    Even in Civ5, no one likes SteakOnSpear. Norway managed to survive everyone's wars of aggression upon his city of Glorious Macedom, at least until big brother Sweden decided it was time for Personal Union reunification. Prussian militarism failed to save them from the Kiwis, but the Kiwi tech advantage failed to save them from Swedish steel. Also, something that wasn't mentioned or noticed is the fact that Sweden has a massive up-to-date navy. If Sweden goes after Australia again, they're fucked this time.

    I dunno what Sweden's relationship with Avis is, but the best move would be for Sweden to declare on him now and just sweep the game.
     
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    Australia seemed like it was lagging behind for ages but then all of a sudden it has the 2nd most powerful military. I guess everyone else is just fucked up by wars.
     
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    Prussia can into germany?
     
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  17. The_Phalanx

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    supgoat when's part 3? Is it going to be Australia with surprise world conquest or is the Serbian island city going to save them with a science victory?
     
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    avisthesking Serve the Emperor, die for the Emperor.

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    The tradition continues, part 3 will never come!
     
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  19. supgoat

    supgoat Watcha gonna do with all that cash? Partnered Streamer

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    I've just arrived back in Norway

    And I may or may not have forgotten to send the full file to myself

    But we shall see if I can wrangle some way to get it (oops)
     
  20. The_Phalanx

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    The failure is real.
     
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